Michael Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

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Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

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What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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How was school?

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.