Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
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Nothing, Michael liked boys.
Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Michael
Michael Schumacher.
His life improved after he met the rock.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
Both want to be real boys
Pupil : It's stolen !
It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast
Michael J. Fox.
He uses the finest ingredients.
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
a Tippihedron
They don't like getting close to the net!
Because it was a chesnut tree.
Cancer
Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"