Michael Jokes

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

then jetpack through the ceiling.

What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

Parallel Jokes More Parallel Jokes

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives