They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
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a xbox.
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
P.S. I Love You
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
Rock Band for the XBOX 360
Nothing, you already said it twice.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
His son with the xbox.
Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
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They turn off their Xbox.
I genuinely care about your mother.
He turns off his Xbox.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
The dashboard.
They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!
Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!
He turns off his xbox.
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD
He was syncing too much time into it.
Cos 720 is 1
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
XBOX JUAN
Getting out of the bed!
He wanted to see how long he slept.
Son "Having an adopted son."
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..
Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.
So he could "get a long little doggy".
Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.
Fish.
Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw
Antique air conditioner.
Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.
Your mother didn't give you love.
Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.
Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
He has no clutch.
