They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
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a xbox.
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
P.S. I Love You
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
Rock Band for the XBOX 360
Nothing, you already said it twice.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
His son with the xbox.
Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
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They turn off their Xbox.
I genuinely care about your mother.
He turns off his Xbox.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
The dashboard.
They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!
Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!
He turns off his xbox.
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD
He was syncing too much time into it.
Cos 720 is 1
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
XBOX JUAN
Tiger Woods has a better driver.
Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
I'm just here so I won't get find.
The Dallas Cowboys
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
Cause he can only move diagonally
They're trying to get away from the noise.
He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
America.
The latter represents people that win.
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.