What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.