What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl?

The Hyperbole

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.