What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was .

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Super Bowl Jokes More Super Bowl Jokes

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.