The Patriots
Though his chest with a knife
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
The games take 3 months to play!
They'll tell you
A Super Bowl
They only have one good ball.
because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.