The Patriots
Because He-Man has the power.
two. One from front and another from behind.
a Mushroom
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
They'll tell you
Gives the X Box back to grandkids
because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.