What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

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What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl