What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...

What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

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What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl