What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.