What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Illegal Alien Jokes More Illegal Alien Jokes

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien