What if Superman landed in Mexico inste...

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.