What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

Illegal Alien Jokes More Illegal Alien Jokes

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien