What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien