What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Illegal Alien Jokes More Illegal Alien Jokes

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL