What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

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You Sioux them.

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Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

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Austalian

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Tractor beams.

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A flying saucer.

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !