What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane?

A flying saucer.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !