Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible