Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Saucer Jokes More Saucer Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.