Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.