Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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Take me to your lieder!"

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible