What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What's the opposite of condescending?

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How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*