What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

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What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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He was shot in the face.

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What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.