What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why should you leery of stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding