How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Slinkie Jokes More Slinkie Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.