How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

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What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.