How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS