Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
A. Nobody knows, there's no light.
They never stop lighting up.
A: It's purrrfect.
Meowcus
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
