Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Get bent!
You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go
Because they only have one *tale*
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !