How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Previous Random Joke Next
Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Petrol Jokes More Petrol Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

Douse Jokes More Douse Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.