How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!