How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Douse Jokes More Douse Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !