How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

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What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

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What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

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How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!