How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

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How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

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How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!