What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite