Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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Because they're always footing the bill.

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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Two men a night.

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That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

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