Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

Amish Girl Jokes More Amish Girl Jokes

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

Mennonite Jokes More Mennonite Jokes

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

Community Jokes More Community Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle