Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

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What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.