Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

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How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?

Two Mennonite

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What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

What do you call a socialite stripper?

a peeler of the community!