What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite