What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.