What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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What do you call a cute girl in an Amish church?

A visitor.

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

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How do you please a Mennonite woman?

2 Mennonite**

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite