How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.