How bad is it to poop your pants?

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.