How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.