When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

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When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck