When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

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What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol