What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Honey, I'm home."

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Why is Smurfette the only smurf who recycles?

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What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck