What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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Very, very carefully.

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They are always packing their trunk !

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Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.