What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck