What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".