Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
removed
They go sharkers !
An elephant with spare parts !el
Because it had a 4-way.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
another one popes up.
Taxidermist: Stuff.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.
Because they don't like Nice people.
Because all the politicians are in hell.
He found his pair a' dice!