What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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How now! a rat?

stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

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Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here