What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!