What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What happens after Amy Chua?

Amy Swallowa.

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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

What do you mean ?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul