What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!