What do you mean you only brought two ants!
A coathanger.
He thought they said internet camp
Squash one and deal with the other later.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !
It means nothing to them.
The carp-ark.
He had a good ark.
Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
An aardvark with the sniffles!