What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

Why don't ants get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Why was Noah such a compelling character?

He had a good ark.

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What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!