What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!