25+ Funny Aardvark Jokes - Curious United

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!