What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!