What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!