What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!