How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What does grandma's crotch smell like?

Depends

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What does a wicked chicken lay?

A: Deviled eggs.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.