How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What do older women wear?

Depends

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.