How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's every vehicle's favorite style of dance?

Brakedance.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Tune Jokes More Tune Jokes

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.