Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.