Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.