Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.