Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."