What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.