No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
Because he was born in a barn.
More doors.
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
Because Windows 7, 8 9.....
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
