What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.