Because Windows 8 9.
Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!
Slow clap
He had a bad experience with Windows
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
Because Windows 7 8 9
TeX-MeX
Because my PC is a Dell.