Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes?

He's never Reddit.

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Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.