Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

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What hurts really bad?

Frequency!

How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.