What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*