What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

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Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !