What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

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Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!