Meow Jokes

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!