How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!