How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!