How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

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Both are a glaze

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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they both make black guys run faster

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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".