Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.