How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.