How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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Shiver me timbers!

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Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".