How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.