How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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They like horsin' around.

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Run over an Italian.

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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Cat-holic-ism. Meow!

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How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!