How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!