What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

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Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.