What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne