What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

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How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne