What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple?

Arachne

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.