How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Cigar Jokes More Cigar Jokes

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...