How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Cigar Jokes More Cigar Jokes

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0