What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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What do you call a Cuban Atheist?

Infidel Castro.

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.