What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

What do you call a girl with a unibrow?

Cuban

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

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What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar