What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

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What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar