What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"