What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0