What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.