What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

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Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes