What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."