What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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What happened to the cold jellyfish ?

It set !

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space