What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.