What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away