Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?

No one.

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What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

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What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)