Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

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What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

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How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

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What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why are blacks so tall?

It's because their knee grows.