What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.