What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.