What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions?

A crime fighter.

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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.