What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.