What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.