Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.