Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

A: Music Minus One.

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.