Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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I'll be Bach.

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Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

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There was too much sax and violins.

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A: You get light music.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!