Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.