Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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He flushed.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Violins

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A dreadivarius.

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.