I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.
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Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)
Because property is theft.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Full Marx
On your Marx, get set, go!"
Because everyone would get the same Marx.
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So he could spend a semester a broad.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
A Kami.
Because he was a kami!
Cause they want the D.
He got lost in the maize.
Because all proper tea is theft.
50 Shades of Earl Grey
A bear faced lyre !
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
He always came on time.
Because they spend too much time changing.
Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.
He's not a fan of juvenile plots.
They don't like to look down on the unemployed
He followed the shampoo instructions.