I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.
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Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)
Because property is theft.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Full Marx
On your Marx, get set, go!"
Because everyone would get the same Marx.
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The execution.
With a Pao Wow.
They saw it as a sign to pare.
Because deep down they're all actually good people.
Afroturf.
Russia kept Stalin it
Because X Marx the spot.
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
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Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
Because he was a kami!
A Kami-kaze
