Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)