Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos