Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!